You are not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fucking khakis.

(101) You are not your RoboRumble rating. +/-
(78) You are not named Dave... unless you are. +/-
(77) You are not nearly as chill as your cat. +/-
(74) You are not coming out of your room until it's clean. +/-
(73) You are not your GPA. +/-

(72) You are not the opposite of what you hate. +/-
(68) You are not a Level 20 Mage with +15 Fortitude. +/-
(66) You are not special. +/-
(64) You are not your fucking Blog. +/-
(63) You are not the DOOM guy. +/-

(56) You are not that plaque on your wall. +/-
(55) You are not going to heaven. +/-
(53) You are not in control. +/-
(52) You are not your favorite superhero. +/-
(49) You are not the OS you run. +/-

(49) You are not a fucking artist. +/-
(48) You are not the center of the universe. +/-
(47) You are not so different from everybody else. +/-
(45) You are not a fictional character. +/-
(41) You are not helping this site out by just reading this crap when you could post something or vote. +/-

(40) You are not rolling a 6 on the "Somthing Bad Happens" die. +/-
(39) You are not Anakin anymore, you are Darth Vader. +/-
(38) You are not anything but yourself. +/-
(35) You are not God. +/-
(32) You are not my father, he died in the clone wars! +/-

(31) You are not how you're remembered. +/-
(31) You are not Rick James, Bitch. +/-
(31) You are not your perfect grammar. +/-
(30) You are not your iMac. +/-
(30) You are not any greater or any less than things presented on this site. +/-

(30) You are not your Trainer Points. +/-
(29) You are not your extensive knowledge of the subject. +/-
(28) You are not a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream. +/-
(28) You are not who you think you are. +/-
(28) You are not interested in this dull Web page. +/-

(28) You are not your uptime. +/-
(28) You are not being all you can be. Now join the fucking army! +/-
(27) You are not the droid I'm looking for. +/-
(27) You are not saying anything anyone is hearing. +/-
(26) You are not naked. Why. +/-

(25) You are not the condom you use. +/-
(25) You are not your vote. +/-
(25) You are not your DNA. +/-
(25) You are not gonna fuckin' die, kid! Alright?! +/-
(25) You are not an open minded centrist. +/-

(24) You are not a fucking dragon. +/-
(24) You are not worthy of that sword! +/-
(24) You are not blind if you happened to get here. +/-
(24) You are not what the government wants you to be. +/-
(24) You are not www.dijigari.com. +/-

(24) You are not the king of robocode. +/-
(23) You are not your goddamn veggie-burger. +/-
(23) You are not your three-piece suit. +/-
(23) You are not cool. +/-
(23) You are not a manifestation of the divine. +/-

(23) You are not telepathic. +/-
(23) You are not your fucking action figure collection. +/-
(23) You are not in Kansas anymore. +/-
(23) You are not dating my mum. +/-
(23) You are not the hero this city needs. +/-

(22) You are not your low-carb diet. +/-
(22) You are not a fat guy with big tits. +/-
(22) You are not your iPod. +/-
(22) You are not a good person. +/-
(22) You are not going to be famous. +/-

(22) You are not my friend! +/-
(22) You are not your costume. +/-
(22) You are not your yuppy sunglasses. +/-
(22) You are not real. +/-
(22) You are not The One. +/-

(22) You are not My FUCKING MOM. +/-
(22) You are not Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu. +/-
(22) You are not entitled to bitching about you're minimum wage job. +/-
(22) You are not the best at anything, period. +/-
(22) You are not here (.org). +/-

(21) You are not your activism. +/-
(21) You are not her babys daddy. +/-
(21) You are not your egotistical thoughts. +/-
(21) You are not my father. +/-
(21) You are not your fake tits. +/-

(21) You are not your portfolio. +/-
(21) You are not kidding, are you. +/-
(21) You are not the only one with "serious issues". +/-
(21) You are not a woman... You are a Romulan! +/-
(21) You are not me. +/-

(21) You are not the one staring at the computer screen, but the one who thinks they are looking at one. +/-
(21) You are not working, you are earning. +/-
(21) You are not immortal. +/-
(21) You are not working out here, please leave. +/-
(21) You are not waiting, you are wasting time. +/-

(21) You are not worth the effort. +/-
(21) You are not a guitar hero. +/-
(20) You are not doing yourself any good if you sit here and read this shit all day. Stop wasting your time and live. +/-
(20) You are not how many times you got laid. +/-
(20) You are not the cause of the war in Iraq. +/-

(20) You are not learning from your mistake. +/-
(20) You are not doing anything positive. +/-
(20) You are not helping anyone. +/-
(20) You are not a bad person. +/-
(20) You are not too old to change. +/-

(20) You are not going to change the world. +/-
(20) You are not a God. +/-
(20) You are not worthy. +/-
(20) You are not listening! +/-
(20) You are not at one with the Force. +/-

(20) You are not your haircut. +/-
(20) You are not the boss of me. +/-
(20) You are not your puppy. +/-
(20) You are not tapping that. +/-
(20) You are not lost, when the map says you are here. +/-

(20) You are not your forced sense of rebellion. +/-
(20) You are not the links you send me. +/-
(20) You are not cool, you're kewl. +/-
(19) You are not the sum of your achievements. +/-
(19) You are not a man that other men find intimidating. +/-

(19) You are not one of the losers who posts nonsense on websites for attention. +/-
(19) You are not your self image. +/-
(19) You are not your girlfriend's body. +/-
(19) You are not your plans to do whatever the fuck. +/-
(19) You are not your Olympic gold medal. +/-

(19) You are not living in a fantasy world, this is your life. +/-
(19) You are not important. +/-
(19) You are not clairvoyant. +/-
(19) You are not your midichlorian count. +/-
(19) You are not Flash Gordon. +/-

(19) You are not a man until you have gone a week without electricity. +/-
(19) You are not samberto17@homei,com. +/-
(18) You are not the owner of our bases. +/-
(18) You are not a jedi yet. +/-
(18) You are not all powerful. +/-

(18) You are not a beautiful and organic snowflake. +/-
(18) You are not very funny now are you. +/-
(18) You are not your mortgage payments. +/-
(18) You are not even worth the price of cleaning my boots, or I'd whoop your faggot ass. +/-
(18) You are not the number of pageviews you have. +/-

(18) You are not what you would do. +/-
(18) You are not what you're not. +/-
(18) You are not not dead, yet... +/-
(18) You are not pure. +/-
(18) You are not getting any dessert. +/-

(18) You are not your art. +/-
(18) You are not my equal. +/-
(18) You are not a style icon. +/-
(18) You are not a Republican . +/-
(18) You are not a dog raper, are you. +/-

(18) You are not a foreign immigrant just because you look like a Jew. +/-
(18) You are not what you are not. +/-
(18) You are not samuel alberto. +/-
(17) You are not aware that I can kick your ass, bitch. +/-
(17) You are not your fucking rich Daddy. +/-

(17) You are not getting in this house, end of story. +/-
(17) You are not better than me. +/-
(17) You are not your dreams. +/-
(17) You are not how many shots you can take. +/-
(17) You are not the demon of children's dreams, Michael Jackson is. +/-

(17) You are not fucking Einstein, he's dead and unless you're dead you're not him. +/-
(17) You are not the genius you though you were, D minus ass. +/-
(17) You are not your fucking avatar. +/-
(17) You are not ...hing. +/-
(16) You are not sitting on a beach in the Carribean. +/-

(16) You are not the Amazing Spider Man. +/-
(16) You are not an American Idol. +/-
(16) You are not fat. +/-
(16) You are not Rick James. +/-
(16) You are not dead. +/-

(16) You are not my fucking lover! +/-
(16) You are not smarter than everyone else. +/-
(16) You are not safe. +/-
(16) You are not who you vote for President. +/-
(16) You are not looking very good today. +/-

(16) You are not free. +/-
(16) You are not half the man you used to be! +/-
(16) You are not Michael Jackson. +/-
(16) You are not compatible with my operating system. +/-
(16) You are not gonna get away with this. +/-

(16) You are not your family. +/-
(16) You are not the japanese in the ceiling ducts planning to hijack and take over he school, I am. +/-
(16) You are not . . . just screw it, burn in hell! +/-
(16) You are not the wizard of I.D. +/-
(16) You are not any more then the sum of your atoms. +/-

(15) You are not your political opinions. +/-
(15) You are not your girlfriend's dildo. +/-
(15) You are not your 4-bedroom house. +/-
(15) You are not coded in binary. +/-
(15) You are not 0x796F7572206675636B696E67206B68616B6973. +/-

(15) You are not . +/-
(15) You are not that big a star yet, you cocksucker! +/-
(15) You are not Chinese. +/-
(15) You are not on the can and if you are, ewwww. +/-
(15) You are not a doctor. +/-

(14) You are not your fashionable urban gear. +/-
(14) You are not more than the sum of your parts. +/-
(14) You are not your beliefs. +/-
(14) You are not the company you founded. +/-
(14) You are not Tyler Durdin. +/-

(14) You are not the smell of your pussy (hopefully?). +/-
(14) You are not A democrat. +/-
(13) You are not the maintainer of this website. +/-
(13) You are not what you eat. +/-
(13) You are not a man?! +/-

(13) You are not a superstar. +/-
(13) You are not worth jack shit. +/-
(13) You are not your book collection. +/-
(13) You are not getting out of this room alive. +/-
(13) You are not the Buddha. +/-

(12) You are not your fucking positive attitude. +/-
(12) You are not Spider Man. +/-
(12) You are not your fantasies. +/-
(12) You are not rich, bitch. +/-
(12) You are not a crook. +/-

(12) You are not your stuff. +/-
(12) You are not Me. +/-
(12) You are not Who you think yourself to be. +/-
(11) You are not what you decided to be. +/-
(11) You are not your mind. +/-

(10) You are not your library of poetry. +/-
(10) You are not Rapbot! +/-
(10) You are not a female, Jedi penguin with AIDS. +/-
(10) You are not J-Lo's next ex-husband. +/-
(10) You are not the last role you starred as. +/-

(10) You are not a God like Me. +/-
(10) You are not , I am. +/-
(10) You are not happy if your mountain of reciepts is taller than you. +/-
(10) You are not King of the World, get over yourself. +/-
(9) You are not your high score. +/-

(9) You are not the number of friends you claim to have. +/-
(9) You are not , are you. +/-
(9) You are not your power animal. +/-
(8) You are not a decent human being. +/-
(7) You are not me! +/-

(7) You are not a retarded psychiatric patient suffering from haemorrhoids. +/-
(7) You are not your analysis of T.S. Elliot. +/-
(7) You are not making any sense. +/-
(6) You are not a figment of my imagination. +/-
(5) You are not having any chance to survive. +/-

(5) You are not your pony-tail. +/-
(5) You are not michael jackson. +/-
(4) You are not , not is you... +/-
(3) You are not Amklack Digitari. +/-
(2) You are not your leather couch. +/-

(2) You are not just someone who keeps clicking in rapid succession. +/-
(2) You are not your 256MB flash drive. +/-
(1) You are not your fucking negative attitude. +/-
(1) You are not DM of the server. +/-
(0) You are not your clean living room. +/-

(0) You are not your DVD collection. +/-
(-2) You are not Michael Jordan. +/-
(-8) You are not *THAT* special. +/-

(You have to realize that someday you will die.)

You are not: